usuk-omg:

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

too risky man

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crotchkat-vantass:

juststrokemyglabella:

2spookysamy:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

“Mary,
Lots of love, poppet. Oodles of love and heaps of good wishes from CAM. Wish your family could have seen this.”

CAM = Charles Augustus Magnussen

bohemian-fairies:

chris-lives-here:

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

masterofthedinos:

David Attenborough, human cat, God of Nature, grampa to all

u-will-b-spock:

she-will-b-spock:

u-will-b-spock:

penny-kallisto:

If this gets 1,000 notes, I’ll shave my eyebrows and draw them like Spock’s

5,000 notes and I’ll cut my hair like Spock’s

10,000 and I’ll buy a Starfleet uniform and Spock ears

100,000 and I’ll wear it in public and act speak/like Spock the whole time

1,000,000 and I’ll legally change my name to Spock

go

u will b spock

she will b spock

we still gotta get this to 1 million~

THE TUMBLR CODE GUYS!!

What to say: I like your shoelaces.
What to answer: Thanks, I stole them from the president.
RULE: Tell this to people and if they answer the correct answer then you know you have found another one of us :) Don't tell people what it means if they don't know! REBLOG and spread the word!
Remember also: Where'd you get your shoes?
What to answer: Aliens.
P.S: Do not interact with any human who does not respond correctly to our code.
Don't forget the hidden code: Could you give me directions to Olive Garden?
What to answer: No, but I could give you diections to an actual Italian restaurant.

sherlock:

marauders4evr:

I have never found a more accurate use of this gif.

God, I hate Anderson.

We have more in common than you like to believe.

sherlocked-with-thebeatles:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

sherlawckandjawn:

theblackship:

hiddlestonhug:

teapots-and-traditions:

generalkitchykitchy:

is it too much to ask for a book who has a serial killer as a main character but he’s so ridiculously normal and ordinary that you don’t know he’s the killer until the last sentence of the book

I want to write this.

A Day Out With Benedict Cumberbatch

I AM SO DONE WITH ALL OF YOU

YES

OMG IT’S BACK THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FANFIC EVER

HW